chocolate milk

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store

"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"

by the dude 420 May 18, 2006

Chocolate Blizzard

When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.

Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.

by Stokeanator April 22, 2011

chocolate nap

When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of

shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.

I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes

Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.

by Big Zee65 November 3, 2013

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.

I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!

by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011

Chocolate tunnel

Rectum, also known as the poo pipe.

Herbert describers his rectum as the chocolate tunnel, in an attempt to justify why he sticks toys of 10 year old boys in his anus.

by JayReynolds June 29, 2010

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008