Penis Capital

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.

I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.

by the_nuge September 18, 2006

loud cappin

means to spill someones secrets aloud; to put someone on blast; to tell everyone in the vicinity what someone is trying to sneak and do

Classroom full of people,

Earl: (whispering) Man I got so high last night!

Tyrone: (talking really loud) Whaaat, You got high last night, man why you didn't call me?

Earl: Man why you gotta be loud cappin me like that?

by MsDesyBaby October 2, 2010

Hard Cap

The hard cap would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing. The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.

What level is the hard cap in Skyrim?

by bostoncasey December 16, 2014

Capslock Harry

1) Generation of Angsty, Emo Teenagers

2) Needless yelling.

3) Yelling and Complaining all the time.

In reference to Book 5:Order of the Phoenix of Harry Potter Series;In which Harry is angsty for nearly the whole book, and needless screams at friends or superiors in almost every volume.

SAMPLE 1: Capslock Harry will be the definition for the youth of today.

SAMPLE 2:

Person1: Hey, quit it with the Capslock Harry, I'm on your side.
Person2: Sorry, pms.

by erisdoll June 9, 2009

doing caps

A very smart invention to decrease the population and stds

"I have a bunch of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."

by jmmstrjsh October 23, 2009

Fap Captain

Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.

Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.

*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.

Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?

Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.

Tom: What a Fap Captain.

by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 2, 2010

Vulture Capitalist

A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."

by Harry Food Tech May 14, 2009