Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’

Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’

by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021

Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.

I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

by Bus doctor January 23, 2015

Wolf in a Sheep's clothing

A song from Set it Off

Ex1: "Oi dude, have you heard that song "Wolf in a sheep's clothing"?"
"Oh, that song.....! I absolute loved it!"
Ex2: (some lyrics)
"Beware, beware, be skeptical
Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold
Deceit so natural
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning!"
(rest of the lyrics search yourself XD) ( don't be mad, i can't type too many words in so sorry for let you feel i'm being rude)

by Emptiness_123 October 18, 2021

clot

An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.

by First Officer Richardson December 22, 2012

closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

by Dave May 22, 2004

cloaca

The combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ of birds, amphibians, reptiles, marsupials, and monotremes. In other words, it's an anus, genitalia, and urethra all in one.

Just consider that for a moment. "Combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ"...let that sink in...........Ewwwwwww.....

I was horrified to discover the lurid details of avian reproduction--which involves a disgusting organ called the cloaca.

by mazurkamatt November 23, 2006