Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 8, 2009

im about to bus

something you say when you are about to turn into a bus

"ahhh my god, oh my god im about to bus ahh oh my god ahh!!!"
Ambatukam before turning into a bus

by ojeda01 June 8, 2023

School Bus

A yellow sardine can on wheels.

There everywhere(those school bus things)...... There trying to take over the world and bring you to hell! (Watch out)

by FCAT-Florida Child Abuse Tatic March 12, 2009

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

bendy bus

Fare dodgers' transport of choice in London. Replaced the legendary Routemaster which was faster, safer for cyclists & pedestrians, cheaper to buy & run, more fun, an icon for London etc etc. Nice one Ken!!

Jesus that bendy bus has squashed that cyclist
The effing bendy bus has got stuck and clogged up Islington

by SLJ December 10, 2008

skool bus

When someone is being dumb and trying to make the word school bus cool. Never tell some one you take the "skool bus" they will laugh.

Yeah I take the "skool bus".

You loser it's school bus...you're an idiot.

by BusesNO1 May 3, 2006

short bus

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004