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Gorillas Breakfast

A turd with an aroma that is so delicious that once passed could be eaten again.
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018
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Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
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dog's breakfast

Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 3, 2018
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post-coitis breakfast

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.
by nostd3 March 5, 2023
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Breakfast

The first meal in the morning. It can be anything, ranging from the classic "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" to raisin bran. It's Walter Hartwell White Jr.'s favourite meal, and upon not receiving breakfast, the person responsible for making it will be mauled
Flynn loves breakfast.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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breakfast for the block

Cooking, making, cutting or altering narcotics, controlled substances or alcohol with intent for creating a product fashioned in a way meant for distribution and or consumption by the public
"When will those edibles be ready?"

"I'm makin breakfast for the block right now."
by The Scholar X April 19, 2018
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