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Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
by nastytown August 28, 2015
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Brayden

Gay boi he suk dik for 1 dollar
Eww there’s a Brayden over there
by Owo what this January 17, 2019
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Brayden

A girl, who loves sports, very athletic with a great body and was built tough. Maybe a little stocky and can be hostile at times but is a great girl once you get to know her, she was a tomboy when she was little but will grow up to be a strong and beautiful woman with a ton of potential. At first a bet resistant to expose her feelings to others, but a very deep and thoughtful person.
"Hey you see that girls ass?"
"Dude, she'll kick YOUR ass"

*Guy cracks joke*
*Brayden doesn't laugh at all*
by adinosaur:D October 20, 2012
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Brandon

One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.
Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home."

John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."

Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."

John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."
by J Tats October 8, 2011
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Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.
What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head
by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018
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Brayden

A giant faggot that follows people around and want to sleep with his relatives
Brayden is the big gay
Brayden likes dick
by Johnson Mcgain June 24, 2019
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Brandon

Ugly ass faggot with a small dick. No pube hair and has black wires for hair. Repels girls like the plague. Smells like my dogs shit.
Brandon: Hey Ladies~!
Girls: Ew!!! Go away you small dicked faggot!!!!
by Blue_Jay321 June 23, 2016
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