Brandons Mother

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by Lukeconnolly October 19, 2022

Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022

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by asdlkasdj2zxsad September 10, 2022

Brandon Bertini Sins

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.

Brandon Bertini Sins stole my wife, please help.

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023

Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.

If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.

by Magical8ball January 17, 2023