Brlumpkin

Like a brojob, but also like a blumpkin

I love getting brlumpkins from my roomate every morning. Rise and shine!

by Zpwr November 29, 2016

Bumpkin Spice

The pungent odor of a smelly bumpkin on a hot day

"dude, when that guy walked by I totally got a whiff of some nasty bumpkin spice."

by b3nis May 29, 2018

Bumpkin

A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.

You Estulte bumpkin!

by rock_your_ring_pop December 16, 2019

Bumpkin Boi

Pumpkin that’s a bumpkin

This is my bumpkin boi

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.

That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.

by Angeluru November 2, 2022

Lush bumpkin

A hillbilly that is sexy as fuck

Bobby joe is such a lush bumpkin. I hope his cousin doesn't get to him first.

by rhdreams January 2, 2015

English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021