scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014

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dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

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When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 9, 2014

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