Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

barting

When your dog barks and farts repeatedly and simultaneously.

Magnus ate too much and has been barting all night.

by Amandatam July 29, 2016

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

Badinga

How my immediate family refers to a penis when talking in a family friendly setting.

Sarah: I want to suck his badinga so bad.
Bobby: Eww! You want to suck that guy's badinga? It probably smells like gym socks.
Sarah: I heard he was nicknamed Horse while in prison. His badinga has GOT to be huge.

by EatMyBadinga June 5, 2018

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018