Canadian Bed and Breakfast

A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.

Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

Irish Breakfast

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

My wife was horny for a good Irish Breakfast.

by GI-ngy November 12, 2019

Japanese Country Breakfast

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.

I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast

by lukpttr August 14, 2010

Portuguese Breakfast

The process of taking a shit on a womans chest

Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast

by dobberdaw May 21, 2009

Dog's Breakfast

When you're a in a mad morning rush & dont have time to clean your teeth/deoderise or shower. You only have time for what the dog would do before he went out bum sniffing for the day. A piss & followed by dipping your face in a bowl of water

I woke up at 8.55 & had to go straight to work. I'm proper stinking, cos all i had time for was a Dog's Breakfast

by scousedom July 5, 2011

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

Ruby Breakfast

Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.

Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?

Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.

by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016