Blart

A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.

John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!

by Idk.org July 18, 2018

Blaflem

When the passenger doesn’t have gas money the driver performs blaflem.

No gas money? May I introduce you to an American tradition blaflem?

by Gimmeheadnow October 25, 2018

blast of disabelte

these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME

oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte

by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019

Blart

When you close your eyes to push out a fart.

Chloe was and the bathroom and her brother came in and saw her Blart

by phoebe divuouvgace January 24, 2019

Blastback

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019

Blaktheebels

A mess. Also known as the combination of notorious groups : Pigeon Pub and Toad Tavern

The Blaktheebels walked downtown.

by Pigeon Pub April 8, 2019

Blast

To go full out or over indulge.

My girlfriend and I just broke up, I need to blast tonight.
I'm so hungry I could blast some food right now.
She's so hot, I could blast her.

by Will.I.Am & Simon Says August 27, 2019