alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

Alaskan Bobsled

When you take your poop and freeze it than use it as a dildo.

"So he was fucking me, than he went to the fridge and pulled an Alaskan Bobsled on my butthole!"

by TubaLeader November 10, 2009

alaskan mudslide

To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.

I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.

by Jeremy.S.6969 April 10, 2008

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Alaskan Timberwolf

when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf

dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf

by highjumpster12 July 23, 2009

alaskin fire dragon

The meaning a a alaskin nigger

I am a alaskin fire dragon

by Eggmannigga December 21, 2020

alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006