selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.

"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."

by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016

Panda Asshole

An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.

I wanna see a Panda Asshole one day havent seen one in a long time

by IsBoyHD June 23, 2016

chimney asshole

Brennen taylor's hair

Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole

by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

an abbreviation of map (minor attracted person.)

the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii

by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022

dirty mans asshole ( DMA )

word for raspyy voice

" kristina lost her voice and derek told her she sounded like a dirty mans asshole ( DMA )"

by clit dick charleston October 7, 2008

kuno titik asshole man fever

a rare fever that cannot be cured,mostly effected by people who are douches!

I'm having kuno titik asshole man fever,so I'm not comming tommorow.

by kamalakannan August 18, 2011

Numbsuck your asshole

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

by LilT17 May 14, 2020