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Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.
by Pool bitch January 5, 2022
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chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
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hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.
Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
by MB87 September 29, 2010
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Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
by tsunbot July 13, 2011
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Dune buggy asshole

An unsociable member of society who frequents sand duned areas, and drives specially modified vehicles in these areas. The Dune buggy asshole has little regard for public safety and will not hesitate to run over both persons or property who stand in his way.
That Dune buggy asshole just tore up my goddam lawn!

The sooner these Dune buggy assholes get arrested the better.

It was a peaceful day down at the beach until a bunch of Dune buggy assholes turned up.
by dunebuggypilot March 11, 2014
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Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.
"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell
That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!
by william braski November 22, 2006
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