An driver who is constantly persecuted by white Americans because they're jealous of her higher academic grades.
by blueFlameBat June 1, 2006
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Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.
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n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.
I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.
I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
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2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls
2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls
"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."
female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."
female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."
by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011
Get the asian wrecking ball mug.An Asian, typically a girl, who often has "blonde moments" and is considered "blonde on the inside." This doesn't take away from their intellect or make them any less Asian.
Even though Shay is reall smart she's such a Blonde Asian. She usually doesn't understand jokes until five minutes later!
by NiNA LU June 2, 2008
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