apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

by yerp July 3, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003

Apple Pie Shot

An inventive party drink made with one shot of either vodka (preferred) or rum, mixed with apple juice and cinnamon. After taking the drink, leave it in your mouth, then dispense whipped cream, and shake all together.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?

Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.

by Drink Master April 6, 2010

apple dumpling gang

A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.

The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.

by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

white apple

the act or process of placing, thrusting, shoving, or otherwise penetrating one's penis into his computer's disk drive.

i made a white apple this morning

by i'm hilarious i know March 11, 2010

Bone apple tea

When the food is mad good or some shit and you don't speak croissant or french poodle or some weird shit and you an american chicken lover so you just say bone apple tea

Shit my nigga, your food is mad good can you hook me up with some more of that shit
The man that made the food mad good: Bone ApplE TEa nIgGA

by MayaWhoo December 16, 2016

Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

by Texpert November 21, 2010