When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.
by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017
Get the Accidental Anal mug.A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.
They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.
They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.
If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.
I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
Get the God Hates Anal Sex mug.A butthole kiss is a revenge device that
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.
How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
-Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
- Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
- Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
Steps
1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter
The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay
The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.
How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
-Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
- Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
- Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you don't have it you can leave it in a place they will easily find it.
Steps
1 Spread buttcheeks and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( something like " your secret admirer or a special friend is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter
The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.
by Loliverlol November 4, 2008
Get the Anal Kiss mug.The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.
Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).
It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.
Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).
It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.
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Get the anal love mug.Anal Butt Leakage (ABL) is a substance that leaks out of the butt hole and causes the person who has this condition to have to wipe several times a day without pooping. People can often smell it and can be very embarassing at times.
Oh man, my anal butt leakage is acting up again, I had to wipe three times today and I haven't pooped yet.
by Jared Sunshine October 28, 2007
Get the anal butt leakage mug.Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004
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