Motherless asshole

A dog that shits on the floor

You motherless asshole, i m tired of cleaning up your shit.

by Cibyll August 14, 2017

California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

by ha11ster May 28, 2018

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

ashhole

someone who smokes a bowl and leaves you with all the ash

(raja passes michael the pipe)
michael: hey man, this bowl's done
raja: oh shit, i'll pack another
michael:, thanks, ashhole...
alex: what an ashhole!

by how_to_make_pickles January 20, 2010

avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force

joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch

by bheron July 12, 2006