Likeable Asshole

Someone who is classified as a douchebag but can also be nice & is well liked by his peers. This person also tells people the things no one else tells them but this information may be valuable to their life.

Quinten told me my haircut was fucked up and everyone else seems to think the same, he's really a likeable Asshole.

by Jack Swagger23 July 17, 2016

Silento’s Asshole

When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.

Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 14, 2020

Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome

To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.

I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

class a asshole

class a asshole one who is a straight up asshole one who takes being an asshole to the extreme

my ex girlfriend is a class a asshole when she starts she takes being an asshole to the extreme

by bluebear August 15, 2022