alabama firefighter

The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.

"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"

by Double D Productions March 29, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

This happens when a person shits in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a dildo for later.

I don't have any real dildos, so I made an Alaskan Pipeline instead!

by Trickmaster16 November 27, 2012

Alana

She is beautiful, rays of sunshine because he can brighting up any ones day. She can make you smile at your bad times. She can be funny but not at the right time. She can your best friend. She knows how to cheer people up. She just does the right thing. She knows how to joke and not go too far. She's coolie. She has the most beautiful hair. And she is very gorgeous but she denied it. She claims she ugly. But she's very very not. She's short. She has big boobies. Anyone would love her.

Him: Look at alana.
Him2: I know she's a ray of sunshine.

by bestfriendkate<3. March 30, 2013

Alabama License Plate

A reference to the cheesy tattoos hillbilly chicks get just above their ass.

See also Universal Whore Tattoo, Tramp Stamp, Whore Tattoo, Ass Antlers, Slut Stamp,

(To friend in bar); "See that chick over there? The one with Alabama License Plate on her back. Yea, that one. I banged the shit out of her last weekend, but she is such a ho-bag I had to double park my dick on her ass just to get some."
(Friend); "That is some repugnant fucked-up shit. Stop talking and buy me another beer you twisted piss-freak."

by S-D May 18, 2007

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Muddy Alaskan

1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.

2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.

1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.

2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.

by The MudMaster August 29, 2004

Alanis Morissette

a great singer from canada who sounds very good pissed off about her bf kicking her ass to the curb (see you oughtta know)

person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005