Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.

An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.

by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021

Ms Afton

They gave birth to the brats of Crying Child, Michael Afton, and Elizabeth Afton. She married a man called William Afton.

That's it. She gave birth then exploded on the spot. No blood. Just gone from existence.

Holy shit is that Ms Afton?

by Spamton [1997 SALES MAN] January 19, 2022

Vincent Afton

Not cannon! He’s commonly confused with William Afton from the famous Five Nights at Freddy’s game

1: Hey who’s that on your Lock Screen?
2:William afton
1: You mean Vincent afton?
2: Shut up.

by Chaotic.nonbinary December 15, 2021

Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity

Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.

by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021

Corporations after June 30th

A phrase referring to many corporations and companies' tendencies to go from all out LGBTQ+ supportive to instantly acting as though LGBTQ+ people aren't a real thing the second Pride Month ends.

Aw man, I was hoping Target would have turned over a new leaf and kept selling pride-themed stuff, but it looks like it's all gone now.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Good Aftering

A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.

Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?

by EndZombBroz January 17, 2023

McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!

Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin

by Tarzinator February 4, 2023