by natho August 02, 2003
It involves three albino midgets, a cactus, a slip-and-slide, sometimes a toaster oven, and a gallon of milk always helps.
Jeff: I am about to pop a dough, son!
Santo: What does that even mean!? Me no smart!!!
Tierney: I love midgets!
Santo: What does that even mean!? Me no smart!!!
Tierney: I love midgets!
by Y8Z January 21, 2008
by DarbyD June 09, 2012
A gaping pussy. Typically, post coitus with an endowed partner or large sexual device. May also pop the clam from fisting.
Rachel got out her hand mirror to look at her gaping popped Clam after Tyrone beat her guts for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 05, 2019
by Leslie Coot February 18, 2009
Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.
Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.
by Susan Denime November 03, 2011
Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.
I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”
by family guy 772 August 11, 2018