“Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
by Lululemoick June 7, 2024
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Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024
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by Word clout May 24, 2021
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by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Logging mug.Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011
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