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three steps to heaven

If a guy cant get laid, he plays 3 steps to heaven, and tries to pull a girl who is points below him in the looks department, ie nif a guy is rated as a 7, then to be sure of gettin sum, he has to go for a girl who is rated as a 4.
Guy 1: Dude, i cant get laid, non of the girls i go for evr get into the sack with me

Guy 2: Well then just play the three steps to heaven game n you'll definately get sum

guy 1: OK man
by Hargy July 28, 2006
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three 6 mafia

you people are dumb as hell,three six mafia is satanic and they didnt get there name cuz there once was six and now there's three.....before they started going by the name three six mafia they went by tripple 6 mafia....
and if you dont beleave me about three 6 mafia being satanic then go and listen to crazy town and it pretty much explains everything.
three 6 mafia,tripple 6 mafia,666 mafia,36 mafia,triple 6 killas
by killa k middle a from the h January 21, 2007
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Three Hole Punch

When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
by Phillyguy3 October 13, 2011
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Three Day Rule

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.
by Moe Biscuits May 28, 2006
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three point five

an eighth of weed or 3.5 on the ricter scale
"imma cop three point five of the one nigga"
by justine from the bay March 3, 2005
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three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.
Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!
by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021
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three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.
The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher
by the quacker February 19, 2015
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