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Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010
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squirrel stapler

***CONTAINS ZERO SPOILERS***
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
If I ever meet God one day, it will certainly not be from playing "squirrel stapler."
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
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Squirrel

Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.
Yo squirrel what’s the plan for tonight?

We’ll let squirrel deal with that
by Squirrel. March 20, 2021
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squirrel twirl

When you place a squirrel on your dick then spin it.
I squirrel twirled a squirrel really fast on my dick
by Squirrel twirl May 23, 2020
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Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill
"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"
by xrxman59 March 9, 2010
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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 23, 2017
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Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 4, 2020
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