vampire jizz

idk wtf jizz

your vampire jizz got all over my carpit

by fuckshit ass cock bj June 18, 2010

Jizz Wiz

A man in which creates a lot of jizz

Man.. that guy is a real Jizz Wiz

by Phinn36 February 11, 2018

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

jizz face

"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.

thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"
thugII: "tru"

by lukash October 17, 2006

jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 14, 2004

jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004