2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

January 2

Ask out your crush day

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”

by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019

june 2

one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!

if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!

u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!

-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2

-maaaan ur sooo lucky!

by tumordg October 17, 2019

December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019