by eyesontheprize September 18, 2007

A Louis Vuitton bag,wallet,briefcase. Anything Louis Vuitton that you put your cash in and flaunt you money.
When I count my cash up and take it to the club, you better believe its overflowing in my Louis bag.
by Fresh4Life June 21, 2008

An STD-bag is a person who is not only a d-bag, but also a carrier of many STD's. This all-to-common beast is one of the worst hook-ups known to man.
by branman51515 January 29, 2009

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.
- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!
by Anonymous April 26, 2004

What happens when your iPhone drops a call.
The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.
The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.
by el chocolate November 17, 2009

That guy up at the bar in the nascar cutoff is a fucking chauch bag!
Hey, that chauch bag just called you a pussy!
Hey, that chauch bag just called you a pussy!
by Tyler S. April 27, 2008

A douche bag who might, for example, point out mundane grammatical errors in another person's definition of a slang word.
by Krizzle11 September 17, 2012
