2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

by Coqring May 18, 2018

itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

by unknown December 12, 2003

2 burns

Pertaining to the last couple of potential drags when a joint is passed around. Common Bedford tongue.

"here ya man, 2 burns"

by Wingus July 30, 2006

2 for 10s

2 for 10s
Means how it is.
(Stretching) 2 for ten
Anything coming in two's sold for ten
Thats Grind Talk.

2 for 10s
Am On Tha Block Shit Stretch Them Two
For Ten
- Yung O7

by Kaykno June 18, 2021

January 2

Ask out your crush day

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”

by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019

December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019