Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 12, 2020

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

nanny nap

nanny nap is like uhm taking nap yk rsndomly and not knowing u did I think yes fr

I took a nanny nap

by me Yesfr FR February 24, 2023

drifting nap

When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.

I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.

by Mia Falcone August 18, 2017

nap tattoo

When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body

John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms

by PogChamp3 May 18, 2023