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Wet Bag of Shit

A projection on or of another individual in one's social circle (or not), who upon invitation of
adjoined travel, adventure, or Fun....Rejects All Three!....
Also during what may be an indulgence of said travel, adventure, & or fun will Damper such
proceedings...
This Begs the obvious yet Necessary understanding of this phrases' vernacular....
The uncomfortable holding of a Bag of Excrement and maybe having to'take' it somewhere...
Knowing at some point the bottom of the Bag will collapse is an acute, relatable metaphor for
some of are social relations & situations, and the MESS that follows is something we confront
or run away from....
Oh Hell!...Jethro...If you're gonna stand there with your MAGA hat & pitchfork & Not storm the Capitol!,
you're just a Wet Bag of Shit...

Bro, I told you to just stand there while I went into the 7/11 for two more brown baggers...Now we're both
in the back of this police car you 'Wet Bag of Shit!.....

Hello, Maggie Dear...I have some good news sweetie...I scored those 'Hamilton' tickets for the matinee'
on Friday...WHAT!?...Again...You Wet Bag of Shit!
by Andy / Jack February 7, 2021
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Fuck Shit Up

to Whyle the fuck out and go crazy without giving two fucks about anything!
by BossAssOfficeB's February 22, 2021
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Fucken that shit up

When someone is eating a lot of something or eating something very fast.
Wow he's fucken that shit up, he's eating so fast
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021
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Baby Shit Shots

Baby Shit Shots is where you can't take an actual shot *Coughs.....Mitchell PokePack* Anyways Baby Shit Shots is where you don't know what a shot is so you barley put any alcohol in their glass or mouth. Mitchells are usually the worst ones at shots so Baby Shit Shots are most relatable to Mitchells xD Or just Mr. PokeePackk
"Mitchell why you always got to take some Baby Shit Shots."
by BroskiiiPotatooooo March 23, 2021
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Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.
Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*
by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021
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Shit-N-Slide

The act of getting a Slip-N-Slide and covering it in human feces as opposed to water, then sliding down it fully in the nude.
We wen't to John's house to play truth or dare, and Chris ended up having to do a Shit-N-Slide
by WhosWebster April 1, 2021
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