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Shibo

damn when is that shibo coming??? ive been waiting for it to come... hmm ...
*shibo arives*
TAKE IT OFF!!!

by Julie February 22, 2003

Having your shit together

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

by Crustybooty December 23, 2019

your face inside of a pumpkin

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!

I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy

e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.

by madcraft October 5, 2008

ruin your whole day

Die in an accident (especially a plane or boat crash) or be killed. From pilot slang, "gravity can ruin your whole day".

One tactical nuke can ruin your whole day.

Poor guy. He was trying to climb over a mountain pass when his engine quit. Didn't have enough altitude to make the turn. Ruined his whole day.

by s%mebody October 5, 2012

put a little south in your mouth

sucking on a guy's dick. the dick is the south because it's "down at the bottom" and you put it in your mouth.

Girl: lets go to WifeSaver to grab something to eat.
Boy: Yea sure, but you have to put a little south in your mouth first.

by polkadotz January 31, 2008

lay all your love on me

A phrase that (is said mostly by women ) when there is an awkward conversation with someone (usually a guy) and the guy is offended by something the girl said, so the girl says it out of impulse and awkwardness only to create more confusion.

(From the abba song)

(Guy) Alex- Your really cute

(Girl) Andrea- Cool.

Alex- :l...

Andrea- LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex- wait what?

Andrea- Sorry about that

by Sex A Lex 2 February 11, 2010