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zombie-proof

Some politicians make statements that suggest they're zombie-proof.
by kozowh May 21, 2013
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ZOMBIE THOT

ZOMBIE THOT, (synonym: Thot Juice Zombie)

n. A alcoholicly-self-aware, idividual; female : THOT & male : Mot; who willingly debrives themselvesof sleep, on average, a minimum of 4 -6 days & maximum 10 days-3 weeks, typically, between the ages of "min'ya bi... M*thaF*kn B.******tch.!!! Thru "age-is-just-a-number", who drinks Thot/ThotJuice, the A.K.A.s of Bud's Lima-Rita, as if it's a life sustaining, Fountain Of Youth or the answer to every problem or every quick-excuse cause for celebration.ZOMBIE THOT will Chuggin' Thot Juice either piss warm, out a red plastic cup, with half a cigarette floating on top or slurpin' with a straw, on the rocks, in a flute glass. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snack.... Thot. Above all things, Zombie Thot is Ratchet, measured by degrees, ie. the aforementioned vessels and temperature tolorance, is either "In School" or has a job, and owing the dreaded, student loans, Absentee-Baby-Daddies Kids drink it, thinkin' it's spoiled Mountain Dew, stays up for hours drinking, and still after spilling, will suck floor, tries to buy 3/4/10 at the Ari Bodega, with food stamps, etc
After 3 days of Carousing during some alleged Holida, Zombie Thot kicked aside expired lottery scratch offs to get the kids and herself Mon morning breakfast..at 11am.. of, beacon, egg and cheese sandwitches, a soda, and 3/4/10 Thot Juice, paid with food stamps and Ari bodega store credit.
by AngelaEdie$UGAR!!! February 8, 2014
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junk zombie

One who is addicted to, and often uses, illicit drugs,primarily narcotics(heroin, morphine, codeine, ecstacy,etc). The name is in reference to the zombielike state induced by these substances(apathy, lethargy, sluggishness)
jill:hey,where'd ron go?
michael:prob'ly went to shoot up some more heroin.what a junk zombie.
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
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Fuck Zombie

1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.

2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!

Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!

Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
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Before The Zombies Get You

With great haste. Quickly. Now.
Go eat something before the zombies get you, you look anorexic.
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parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.
There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!
by ks4isu November 3, 2015
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Insano the zombie

A short but creepy ass zombie kid who roams abandon factories.
Wow I ran into insano the zombie last night while I was exploring.
by Insvno June 17, 2022
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