You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

by uglyninja March 16, 2018

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

You're Gonna Die

A quote from IShowSpeed in 2022 when he rode the snake in Getting Over It

YO YOU'RE GONNA DIE

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

An insult used by people under the age of 8. It is used when a child calls someone a "Poopy Head" It is also used in a joking manner by people over the age of 8. The word "Poopy Head" is basically "Sh*t Head" but for toddlers.

Child 1:" WHY DID YOU BROKE MY LEGOS?!"
Child 2: "Because "You're a poopy head!"

by Lucash9909 April 6, 2024

scoopin' what you're poopin'

Picking up what someone is putting down.

-"You get what I'm saying?"

-"I'm scoopin' what you're poopin'."

by AHixson March 8, 2024

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024