Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

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Urinehoaxing

When a man spreads his earwax on his urethra before penetrative sex, in order to dye his semen yellow to create the illusion he urinated inside his woman, when in reality he ejaculated.

Jonathan: I really like this girl but she won’t let me but in her cause she’s scared of getting preggo!

Daquavius: just urinehoax her!

Jonathan: what’s urinehoaxing?

Daquavius: when you shove earwax down your urethra to create a urine-like effect!

by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025

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urinatus

The thing between your legs you usually urinate from, whatever it is, botched neoclitty, neopenis, or whatever it is...

"THE VILE TRANSVESTITE CHILD RAPING PEDOPHILE GROOMED MINORS ON DISCORD AND SENT THEM NSFW PHOTOS OF XIS BOTCHED URINATUS!"

by gottkrieg June 12, 2025

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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

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