pussy twanka

a badass bitch that likes to get drunk and stoned and fuck shit up

Meg fucking Little is THE one and Only PUSSY TWANKA

by anonymous January 5, 2021

official.trunks

The person who carries animetok and is an absolute goat

official.trunks is the goat if capcut

by ssjbke July 26, 2021

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Funky Tunk

A slang term for sex; usually car sex.

Ex: We went to the drive-ins and did the funky tunk.

by joopyjop August 12, 2022

Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants

She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!

by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022

Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Lung Tunk

Another way to say Lung Tank. Or a nickname for a college guy named Keegan.

Person 1: come on go down the slide lung tunk
Keegan: idk I don’t really want to

by Longbillsmith July 10, 2023