Name Taken

Classic Band, totally rock my world

Name Taken are greeeat

woohoooo go them

by Jenny July 17, 2004

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

take off the dress

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.

the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

by piturca October 18, 2011

Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

by redpillamerican November 24, 2020

Take Her to the Woods

When you hang out with your friend, and get his girl to suck your dick while you're with him.

Guy 1: "Did you see Andreas take her to the woods?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was Ethan's girl Jazmine too. I can't believe Ethan was there when it happened."

by OG Jordan September 27, 2011