The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
Get the Pound Paralysismug. Heroin Addict: Man you know where I can score some dawg food?
The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food
The Lil Homie: Yeah try the dawg pound up the street! They stackin dawg food
by Real_Hood_Terms July 3, 2020
Get the Dawg Poundmug. 1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
Get the Penny For A Poundmug. by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025
Get the Nike elite pound cakemug. When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
Get the thousand pound touchdownmug. 1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”
“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”
by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025
Get the drink a pound of cementmug. Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH
by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020
Get the The Covid 19 Poundsmug.