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Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
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Evan Doty

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022
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Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey
Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022
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Evan

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019
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Evan

Your is so Evan.
by Bharpa Quann March 26, 2020
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Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020
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Spy Evan

Spy Evan?? HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST CB YOUTUBER!!!
by SpyEvan August 1, 2021
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