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Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
Evan likes maps
by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022
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Austin evans

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.
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Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.
Evan is the sweetest man ever.
by KCAnne October 12, 2023
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Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE
Evan is a dumb bitch
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Evan

Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women
i love evan
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
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Evan

Evan is an amazing person.He makes the funniest jokes,he is very kind hearted and if you have a chance with an evan just know your going to have the best life.Most Evan's may not have the best friends but he is way better and has a way different personality then the people he knows.Even is very smart.He has wonderful brown eyes like a puppy dog.If you ever get the chance to meet even better be in love your gonna love your life after you meet Evan.

-if a certain Evan ever comes across this just know that a blonde blue eyed girl really likes you,Also know that your a wonderful amazing person and all lot of people would agree with me
Girl:I wish I was with an evan
Friend: your gonna have the best life with an evan,they are so kind hearted and amazing.
by Lola0824 January 17, 2023
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