Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.

Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely

by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020

bowing tiger hidden crouch

When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.

Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand?
Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past.
Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay

by NYCDIESEL April 12, 2020

Tiger Dreams

The last hit of a joint, when it has been smoked down to the filter but some ash is still glowing

Person 1: Hey let me get another hit of that...
Person 2: I don't think there's any left...
Person 3: Yeah it's just Tiger Dreams.

by ICan'tNameOne April 29, 2020

Tiger

The animal that Carol Fuckin Baskin used to kill her husband because she’s a crazy bitch

Person 1: what do you know about tigers?

Person 2: Carol Baskin used one to kill her husband. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.

by ThatBitch81 May 14, 2020

gangle tooth tiger

The species named after Ryan Herr. Famously coined "gangle tooth tiger" by an Italian explorer based off this really SPECIAL specimen who's teeth are gangly, yellow, and rotted out from to much ketamine and Molly and not enough before and after care. This rare SPECIAL species can be found in the pacific northwest lounging around simping for thots in the rave scene. But no sane thot would fall for the trap of the gangle tooth tiger. Beware of anything you may post, specifically self explanatory comments. It very well may 99% of the time misunderstand context and display inability to conversate without looking like a complete reeee.

Man: that British man sure looks like a ryan herr.
Rave girl: you mean a gangle tooth tiger🐅 🐯?

by The ripening June 1, 2020

Brown tiger

When, after anal sex, you clean your stuff on partner drawing brown lines making the partner butt cheeks looks like a tiger whit brown stripes

Charlene, is that your ass or a brown tiger is chasing you?

by RudeGnappo June 8, 2020

Tiger Toe

Infamous magical and mysteriously confusing animal that cannot be trapped by the monstrous enemy.

The Tiger Toe is not in any way amused with the monster .

by Tiger Toe July 24, 2020