tickle me berries

synonym for “shiver me timbers”

*sees someone with a nice shirt*
“well tickle me berries, that sure is a nice shirt!”

by daxdax January 24, 2022

tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly

logan just gave me a tickle goose

by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 6, 2022

ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.

"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."

by Ramin M August 1, 2006

Mit Tickler

Facial Hair such as a goatee that is used when eating out a girl

When you gonna shave that mit tickler

by Loo0op December 16, 2008

shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009

Crap Tickets

Toilet paper

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.

by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010