blood thunder

1. you fill a coffin with blood, and a dead person
2. you go in the coffin filled with blood and get buried under 6 feet of soil.
3. you have sex with the dead person in the blood.
4. you starve to death, after feeding on the dead person for a bit...

you kill someone, then have sex with them in a coffin filed with blood...then die! this is blood thunder

by Jon Bell July 29, 2006

Thunder cat

An extremely fat cat, or person resembling one. A fat ball of true love

Look at that girl she is a human thunder cat!

I want a thunder cat!

Look at my little wonder cat?

by Pitchard December 15, 2011

thunderbolt

n. Nickname for the electric chair.

Out at the state pen at midnight, Big Willie's gonna ride the thunderbolt.

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

Thunder Clap

To dominate (punking) something or someone in a very epic and irreversible manner.

Yo JT, you need to establish your dominance and thunder clap the first no body you see.

by Jono86 January 5, 2014

Alaskan Thunder Panda

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

White Chocolate Thunder

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.

Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder

by Websterxxxx March 3, 2009

cum guzzling thunder cunt

A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.

"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"

"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"

"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"

by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 2, 2013