Reverse Pinocchio

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio

by EatThatPussy1956 June 17, 2018

Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

Reverse Blindfold

That which makes you see things you have never ever seen before.

Person 1: Dude if you take this, you'll see things you have never seen before!

Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!

by corals July 20, 2010

reverse-friend

Sending a friend invite to someone on a social-network without previously knowing them, but eventually becoming friends in real life.

We didn't really know each other before, but I reverse-friended him online anyway.

by panoptican April 30, 2010

Reverse Sandlot

Hah. I beat you to it jake

Jake is getting the reverse sandlot right now. And he's not liking it.

by JakeIBeatYouToIt September 15, 2017

Reverse Hyperbole

A simile that uses an antonym to describe the lacking quality that is presented.

An example of a reverse hyperbole: I’m sleep like I have insomnia.

by Roasted beans March 20, 2022

Reverse waldo

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and she has a prolapse. When you pull out it looks like your dick is wearing a "Where's Waldo" hat.

I was fucking the chick from the gas station last night and gave her a reverse Waldo. Then I had to drive her to the hospital to get that shit stitched up.

by Wahoo McDaniel January 26, 2016