Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

painting him

When a man ejaculates on or in another man, particularly used among the gay community

Person 1: what are you doing over break?
Person 2: im thinking about painting him

by Kaiyren December 6, 2025

Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.

"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"

by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021