What the jizz

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.

Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

The Joe-Joe

Waking up with another guy naked just wearing a t-shirt and one sock

Dude you were so fucked up you did the Joe-Joe and didn't even remember

by Atwoin March 29, 2007

The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.

"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.

by Fernandon October 16, 2008

The Jeebster

An affectionate nickname, but slightly offensive term for Jesus Christ.

I'm going to church to get in some bonding time with the Jeebster!

by AngieV October 18, 2008

The Jody Factor

any verbal expression of perversion.
also may involve groping of body parts.

it all makes sense when you add in the jody factor

by chester friend February 26, 2010

The James Harrison Act

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.

NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!

by D.S Pittsburgh206 December 21, 2010

The Jonathan Move

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014