google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs

Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.

by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018

squirrel killer

A voluminous or very large Book.

Peter F Hamilton writes exclusively squirrel killers.

by MiguelAzevedo July 10, 2022

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.

girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"

by craildaddy February 28, 2017

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017