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Grilled Breakfast

When you want to tell your friends you had morning sex but don't want to sound vulgar
Hey Stacy, I made a grilled breakfast for Tom and he enjoyed every bite of it.
by saltywhiteballs April 19, 2011
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grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024
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Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.
“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”
by catfelixe February 18, 2024
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White Trash breakfast

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
by Gpitt April 13, 2020
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special breakfast

Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
special breakfast booty sexy special breakfast
by Y2Kazam December 14, 2013
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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
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Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
by sparkle horse May 2, 2018
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