Thanksaturday

1) The Saturday after thanksgiving where you wish “Happy thanksgiving!” to everyone you forgot to text on thanksgiving

2) a thanksgiving that falls on a Saturday

Happy thanksaturday! Sorry, I forgot on thanksgiving.

by Kappa Vulca November 25, 2017

Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Thanksful

Being both thankful and unthankful in some sort of sarcastic way.

Thanksful everyone! You’re all great!

by Beast68 December 9, 2018

Thanksgiving

The day Christopher Columbus discovered turkeys.

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!

Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

Thanksgiving Day

The day where you sacrifice a turkey

Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.

by That one tall chick named Rae November 19, 2019