Text Manus

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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission

Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!

by C Norris May 22, 2006

birthday text

Sexting someone on their birthday.

Ala "Birthday Sex".

Jason: "My girl gave me birthday text today..."

Carlos: "Dude... get off the beach and get a life!"
Jason: "I can't help it, I just love my msn messenger!"

by Papi Flow July 19, 2009

Text Chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach on homosexuality.

by Tain London December 29, 2008

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014

Fuck-Text

To Text an old Flame, While you are fucking someone else.

Or Texting a current girlfriend, While fucking another girl.

You can be the recipient of a fuck text.
Or

Get fuck-texted on.

I was banging Tracey last night and I deceided to Fuck-Text Dawn.

by Immature922 May 15, 2009

group text

a clever and coy way to start a party or see what's going on by texting a large number of people the same message at once; can result in interesting responses if two or more of the recipients are together and the originator is not aware

Matt: What are Tom, Dick and Harry doing tonight?
Bob: Dunno. Let's group text them.

by A Ann December 15, 2007

textascape

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.

katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.

by k2pilot January 28, 2009